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These are the ramblings of just one person on this overly populated planet. She has some free time, and has decided to "blog." Prepare to roll your eyes and waste completely useful seconds of your life!

Wednesday, February 3, 2021

Por Favor, Responda.

Prezado Sr. / Sra.

Sou Sra. Jacinta Zamora, viúva com cancro do ovário, o meu estado está a piorar e é óbvio que não posso viver mais do que dois meses, o meu médico confirmou que o cancro atingiu uma fase muito perigosa, o meu marido e o meu único filho morreram há alguns anos, sua morte foi motivada politicamente, meu falecido marido era um empresário muito rico, ele dirigia seu negócio de plantação de cacau na Costa do Marfim.

 

Após sua morte, comecei a administrar todos os seus negócios e riquezas, meu falecido marido depositou Us4,5 milhões de dólares em um dos bancos daqui, ele queria usar o fundo para expandir seus negócios de plantação de cacau para outros países africanos antes de sua morte repentina .

 

Tenho dificuldade em escrever esta mensagem aos prantos, pois procuro uma pessoa de confiança e honesta que me ajude a doar o fundo para orfanatos, em seu país, quero que Deus tenha misericórdia de mim e aceite minha alma, então decidi fazer caridade para igrejas, lares para bebês menos privilegiados e dar esmolas para viúvas. Portanto, instruí meu gerente de banco a transferir o capital para um estrangeiro que irá solicitar, antes de minha morte. confirmando que não vou mais viver. 80% desse valor total é para doação, os 20% restantes são para você

por favor responda imediatamente

Sra. Jacinta Zamora

 

 

 

Dear Sir/Madam.

I am Mrs. Jacinta Zamora a Widow suffering from ovarian cancer my condition is really deteriorating and it is quite obvious that i might not live more than two months, my doctor confirm the cancer has gotten to a very worst dangerous stage, my late husband and my only child died few years ago, his death was politically motivated, my late husband was a very rich and wealthy business man, he was running his cocoa timber plantation business in Côte d'Ivoire.

 

After his death, I started managing all his business and wealth, my late husband deposited Us4.5 million dollars in one of the bank here he wanted to use the fund to expand his cocoa timber plantation business to other African countries before his sudden death. I struggle to write you this memorandum in tears while searching for a reliable and honest person to help me donate the fund to orphanages in your country. I want God to have mercy on me and accept my soul, so I decided to charities churches motherless babies' temples less privileged and Give widows alms, Therefore, I have instructed my bank manager to transfer the capital to a foreigner that will apply before I passed on. The bank already has the doctor's report of my physical condition confirming I will not live longer. 80% of this total amount is for donation, the remaining 20% is for you        

Kindly respond immediately

Mrs. Jacinta Zamora

Sunday, December 16, 2018

Contract Revision

Pleased to meet you
Please see the attached
Please click here to download
Password is 1234

Sincerely
Lashawn Bilal

Monday, December 10, 2018

Invoice #554

This is to inform you that there is still an outstanding payment of $0128. We would appriciate it if this could be settled no later than the 30th.

I have attached the current invoice and the password for the document is: 1234

Thank you.

Mike Broman


Registered in Ottawa Ontario

Tuesday, November 27, 2018

Regarding position

Good Evening,
My name is Troy Almaguer and I'm interested in a job.
617052581772

I've attached a copy of my resume.
Please click here to download my resume.


Best regards!


--
Troy Almaguer
31068095677
78337812148702691

Tuesday, December 18, 2012

Bossy Granny

Every year I make a flan for my coworkers Christmas celebration.  I can handle the recipe on my own, but I asked my grandmother for help anyway.  Bonding experience.  Shyeah right!  Not 15minutes in, and I'm kicked out of my own kitchen!  WTF?!

Wednesday, December 5, 2012

Enderman Birthday Card

My hubby's birthday is here again!  So I made him an Enderman Birthday card.  Hope he likes it!




Tuesday, December 4, 2012

Creeper Cake

My hubby's bday is tommorrow, so I wanted to bake him a cake tonight.  This year, he chose carrot cake with cream cheese frosting.  Well, since my baby likes minecraft, I thought I'd make a creeper cake!  Yikes...

Thursday, November 29, 2012

Dumbstruck @ the talent!

Ok, you know how everyone has some natural talent, which they just need to find it?  Well, I think my sister's boyfriend just found his!  This is Danny's first attempt at carving anything with a chainsaw-and I just HAD TO post it.  He wants to do more, and even sell it online.  So I'll be posting his info soon, and via pininterest too.  I'm already contemplating what to order!

Saturday, November 24, 2012

Thanksgiving 2012!!!

Nope, I haven't finished my Thanksgiving 2012 mini yet.  I'm just posting my table decor and the sign I made for the family photo.  :)



Thanksgiving 2011 Kit Layout (part 2 of 2)

Hello, my non-existent readers!  Please bare with me as I try to post part 2 of the Thanksgiving kit.  It's making me choke on my mash potatoes!  Which are a little cold, so I'm going to shoot a glare at my hubby.

Anyways, let try this again!




Homemade pockets for tags!


Sorry for the upside down pictures.  :(

Tuesday, November 20, 2012

Thanksgiving 2011 Kit Layout (part 1 of 2)

Hello, my invisible companians!  I recently got together at my friend Sharon's place to make a two page layout  with a mini album attached-using Close to My Heart products. It got me inspired to use my Thanksgiving 2011 pictures.  EEEIIIII!  Sharon was selling the layout on her site - Florentine Fall Mini and Layout.  Here is what I've done.  I can't wait to show it to my family at this years' Thanksgiving.

First Page with Mini Attached.  Just missing my plate name tags.

Second page with a lovely group shot and surviving napkin.

Upclose mini cover

page 1

page 2 with a mini flip pic

pages 3 & 4 with a zombie turkey decoration
Ok, this will be a two part post, since I'm having my usual pc issues.  Forgive me, non-existant readers. 

Thursday, November 15, 2012

Fall Festival @ work

Last year was Attack of the Killer Zombie Turkeys.  This year I went with something more traditional.  The admin ladies loved it, and I added a little of my own style by adding googly eyes.  I used the Create a Critter cricut cartridge for the turkeys & I will find out what cartridge I used for the grass and leaves.  The backdrop was a white foam board from Michaels and covered with brown paper.  I painted the tree trunks with black crackle paint from (you guessed it!) Tim Holtz! At first, the backdrop looked very sinister.  Thankfully, adding the colorful leaves made the scene more festive. :) 

Wednesday, November 14, 2012

Dad's bday card & dumb excuses

Hello non-existing readers!  I'M BAAAACK.  Again.  I don't want to know how long I've been absent...I just want to blog & scrap!

To restart: here is a birthday card I put together for my dad's 55th.  The totally awesome rays in the background was created by using one of Tim Holtz embossing folders and Fired Brick Distress Ink.  I recently got these amazing stamps from Close to My Heart.  LOVE EM!  I was so excited when I found out my gal pal Sharon was selling Close to My Heart stuff!  EIIIII!  Click her name and you'll go to her blog, which makes me drool over the scrapiness!  I wanted to make the card look like a comic book panel, and I'm pretty happy with the results.  The distress ink helped me shadow the layered cityscape.  I also used black StazOn Ink!  Can't forget that!  Must use these stamps again!  :)

Thursday, August 16, 2012

Wedding Scrapbook

I love my Bridesmaids layout.  I was able to use ribbon from the wedding & I love these pictures.

Wednesday, August 8, 2012

Japanese Micro Mini Room

Lordy-I can't believe I finished it without breaking it!  My gal pal got me this micro mini kit from the N.A.M.E. convention & I was so excited!  I will look up who designed the kit & will DEFINITELY get more of her kits!!  This room makes me want to cry- I mean, DUH Japan means alot to me, and this mini will remind me forever of my honeymoon!  LOVE IT!

J-Baby even liked it!  He drove me nuts while finishing this up becaz he kept INTERRUPTING ME while gluing!  LOL but I love him.  Hubbies just don't get it-LOL.

Friday, August 3, 2012

Ok...I'm over my head...

Next week is the Creating Keepsakes Convention in Charlotte, NC!  I'm so excited to be going with a good female friend becaz you have NO IDEA how much testosterone i've been drowning in!!  But that sunday is also a meet day for my miniature enthusiasts club!  And i've wanted to show those awesome ladies a miniature!  Well, I have this little potted plant container, a tiny fairy, and macgyver furniture!!!  I need help.  It needs help....  HELP!  What other furniture can I make for this mini?

Wednesday, July 25, 2012

Thank You Card

Love quick & dirty thank you cards.  They always turn out great! 

Here I used tim holtz paper rosette die, peeled paint distress ink, and a large cling background stamp with a little glitter.  Love the quickie glue pens & they added a little shine to this card.  I used a wood mounted thank you stamp, but sorry, no idea the maker!  Then cut out the design and glued it on the rosette.  Sweet!  My fav thing about this card is the ribbon- forgot I had purchased a xyron sticker maker at a scrapbook yard sale.  I recently saw one being used on youtube, remembered I have one, dug it out, bought the sticker stuff, and now it sits on my desk READY FOR ACTION! 

Sunday, July 22, 2012

Deadlands RPG

Hey my invisible internet buddies!  I'm currently trying to roll up a character to play Deadlands:Reloaded.  My initial thoughts is OMG rolling for skills is a little confusing, but I look forward to starting the game!  I'm creating an undertaking lady of the night named Sarah Jones.  Her father was the original undertaker of the town and zombies attack so she takes a shovel and helps out.  Snicker.  More coming soon.

Thursday, July 19, 2012

First Mixed Media project

Love this!  Ok, so I had a wedding with a few steampunk pieces of flare.  This pic was amazing and the whole project turned out better than I expected.  Even my hubby liked it!! 
I used walnut stain distress stain, Hawaiian blue chalk ink, glimmer mist, gold acrylic paint from ranger, pearl dust embossing on the little embellishments, a clockpiece from tim holtz, and i dont know what else!  I love it & more so because my hubby likes it too!  Cant wait to show it off!